WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Junior-Hammer 4:18 Fri Aug 28
New song for Mark Noble
Mark Noble is our captain,
Mark Noble is immense,
Mark Noble is a West Ham boy,
He's a cockney born and bred!

dadadadadaaadadadadadadadadadadadadaa

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Huffers 11:52 Sat Aug 29
Re: New song for Mark Noble
Are we singing this today or not?

SUM A DING WONG 10:54 Sat Aug 29
Re: New song for Mark Noble
I sent that previous messaged too soon…

I was going to add, once you've done that, then come back on here. Don't do what I did when I was your age and get bogged down with all things West Ham.

Someone else tell him, please, it's for his own good..

terry-h 10:54 Sat Aug 29
Re: New song for Mark Noble
Knees up mother fordfart
Down in Canning Taaannn
Under the table you must go
Ee-aye Ee-aye Ee-aye oh
If I catch you bending
I'll saw your legs right off
Knees up knees up
Don't get the breeze up
Knees up mother fordfart!

Oh my what a rotten song
What a rotten song
What a rotten song
Oh my what a rotten song
What a rotten fordfart too! OY!

SUM A DING WONG 10:52 Sat Aug 29
Re: New song for Mark Noble
Junior….do your self a favour..

Don't come on this forum and waste your time talking to a load of shitcunts like us.

When you're old enough, go travel the world and shag as many birds as you can…

Ronald_antly 10:41 Sat Aug 29
Re: New song for Mark Noble

Fluke wrote...

"Slaps junior on the back of the head "

Too lenient.
Send him to bed without any dinner!

Joey Nutmeg 10:40 Sat Aug 29
Re: New song for Mark Noble
Christ.

The Messiah 10:35 Sat Aug 29
Re: New song for Mark Noble
Now he has been named as capt how about

Let's all BOO Mark Noble

Let's all BOO Mark Noble

HairyHammer 8:27 Fri Aug 28
Re: New song for Mark Noble
David L well worked out, but how ?

HairyHammer 8:26 Fri Aug 28
Re: New song for Mark Noble
Immense really, Noble ?

Your last line could be.

' He plays in the middle and lives in a tent '.

David L 8:24 Fri Aug 28
Re: New song for Mark Noble
Is it to the tune of My Old Mans a Dustman?

Hammer and Pickle 8:19 Fri Aug 28
Re: New song for Mark Noble
You wot?

Leonard Hatred 7:38 Fri Aug 28
Re: New song for Mark Noble
Immense does not rhyme with bred.

peroni 7:37 Fri Aug 28
Re: New song for Mark Noble
Catchy shit that is Junior.

Fifth Column 7:29 Fri Aug 28
Re: New song for Mark Noble
That doesn't scan.


... And he's not immense.

Dan M 7:24 Fri Aug 28
Re: New song for Mark Noble
It doesn't scan to the tune of Running in the Family by Level 42, so I'm OUT.

Fluke 4:26 Fri Aug 28
Re: New song for Mark Noble
Slaps junior on the back of the head

The Stoat 4:20 Fri Aug 28
Re: New song for Mark Noble
Can't see that catching on .... 0/10

whufcroe 4:19 Fri Aug 28
Re: New song for Mark Noble
Do you actually what a Cockney is?





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